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Scott Reid is a hole-punch!

My first thought when reading the latest Liberal attack line ("Paul Martin is a wire brush") was that the PMO has been hanging out at the surrealist marketing phrase page. Sadly, no, there it seems "Paul Martin is a cricket bat that sweeps away dust!" Which might have been a better metaphor to make flack Scott Reid's attempt at a point there, to tell the truth.

UPDATE: Just in case you were curious, the Surrealist Marketer in question says Stephen Harper "is a handheld scooter that changes colour to reflect your mood, helps the medicine go down and responds to ambient light changes!" Spookily accurate, no? I'd vote for that! Jack Layton, on the other hand, "emits harmful gases."