Confused, apparently endless, apparently unresolvable wars are bad; being handed orders to head off to one personally would be worse. Would leave one glum and lonely, one would think.
Enter a practical band of patriots offering to kiss it and make it better, as it were.
***BIG BIG WARNING*** the second part of our motto is BE DISCRETE! That means not letting on that you are on an OTOFTC mission. To the group in Galveston Texas (Yes, I got word the NEXT day), you CANNOT, and I mean CANNOT go to a bar and get loaded and start chanting 'TAKE ONE FOR THE COUNTRY' like a zillion times. That's bad. I love you Texan gals and love your spirit but that's not what we are trying to accomplish and it's not safe.
UPDATE: Wonkette! thinks it's a hoax.
Posted by Patrick at April 29, 2004 11:51 PM